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2% or 98% ? U ?

2% or 98% This is strange. Can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

Do the following exercise…!

  • It is guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
  • There’s no trick or surprise.
  • Just follow these instructions
  • Answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can.
  • Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them

Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with

(Example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

I told you this was FREAKY….!!

If not, you’re among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise..

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Corporate Positions & Meanings

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivewhite, they’ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.and lastly……………..

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) Team Lead is a person actually knows how many men and women require to deliver the baby , but will not tell anyone.

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