Law & Behold

People around the world have come up with all kinds of strange laws in their efforts to maintain law and order. The following is the list some of the strangest laws in effect around the world

  1. In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear – how do they actually find that??
  2. In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm if you live in an apartment – what??
  3. It’s also illegal for a chicken to lay an egg on Friday or Saturday in Israel – and it does then??
  4. Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden in Israel – what???
  5. In Denmark, attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of the term – they are rally nice people!
  6. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store, or in a bank if handling foreign currency
  7. In Ireland, it is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College without a sword – they actually go to college to war?
  8. In Texas, ‘when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone’ – and when do they proceed actually?
  9. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife in Pennsylvania
  10. In Pennsylvania, ‘any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue’ – I am not going to that country with my bike! never
  11. In Paulding, Ohio, a policeman can legally bite a dog to quiet him – eek
  12. In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture – no comments!!
  13. A man cannot go outside wearing un-matching jacket and pants in Carmel, New York – what?
  14. In Cresskill, New Jersey, cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts
  15. It’s illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines in Alexandria, Minnesota. The wife can, by law, force her husband to brush his teeth
  16. In Michigan, a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband. Consequently she’s not allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission – of course.. I mean this should be implemented all over the world.
  17. All dogs are required to have their hind legs tied during the month of April in Massachusetts – and why is that so?
  18. Carrying an ice cream cone in our pocket is prohibited in Kentucky – poor boy
  19. In Natoma, Kansas, it’s against the law to practice knife-throwing at men wearing striped suits – hey, give me a break
  20. In Zion, Illinois, it’s illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets
  21. In Chicago, eating in a place that is on fire is forbidden – and who does that? I mean, its fire all over and you are eating… my last supper
  22. In Kenilworth, Illinois, roosters must be at least three hundred feet away from any residence if they wish to crow- now rules are for the animals also… poor guys
  23. It is illegal for a cab in the city of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses
  24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament in UK – if somebody dies… hang him till death..?
  25. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon
  26. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing – I don’t have any problem you knowing everything.. So I don’t tell you anything!!
  27. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk – fish… drunk… how… why???
  28. Royal Navy ships that enter the port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London – that guy must be lucky
  29. In UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants- even if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet – eek…
  30. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard inside a police station – crazy… is it legal to play golf?
  31. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
  32. In UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle
  33. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed
  34. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six feet long
  35. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset
  36. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
  37. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits and also to ‘own’ a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking are merely ‘pet minders’
  38. In Vermont, women must get written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
  39. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague
  40. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the king; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the queen – in case she needs the bones for her corset

There are many more. It was really amusing that these kinds of rules exist.

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4 thoughts on “Law & Behold

  1. Thanks that was really funny..

    It’s bizarre how these legal anomalies exist – you’d think that in a lot of these cases those with power to change the law would do so, however it’s human so enjoy the “lunacy” and laugh about it.

    Hmm..I suppose that if you looked into every individual case you’d find exactly why these (seemingly) crazy laws were deemed sensible at the time they were made legal, like the one of not flagging down a taxi if you have the plague.. For taxi, read: horse and carriage and then think what it might have been like in London when there was an epidemic of virulent plague.

    Hee;) I didn’t know about no. 29 though…:):)

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